I meant to write... honest.

I'm sorry, I haven't had anything here in a while. I wantd to, I really did except I got kidnapped by angry mutated Gerbals who tied me up and kept me hostage inside the Space Needle in Seattle. It was horrible, but I eventually escaped when one of them complained of a toothache. I told them that I was a dentist and he let me pull his tooth. I used the tooth to cut through the ropes and used the ropes to lasso a near-by flying helicopter which took me to safty. Then I had to walk back down to San Luis Obispo, Califorinia. It was taking to long so I decided to skip Oregon. Not that there is anything wrong with Oregon. I was just in a hurry. Anyway, so here I am back at home. I went to the picture place to get my pictures from Africa and they said that they were there so long that they threw them out. Well... luckily for me, I don't know if I would consider it that lucky, the trash man hadn't come to pick up the weeks trash yet so I took the dumpster home and it's sitting in my parking lot with a big "DO NOT EMPTY" sign on it written in Sharpe. I haven't gotten around to looking through it yet, but I think I'll hire some homeless guy to do it or maybe a freshman from the local college... which ever is more desprate.