Rumor

Today I decided to start a rumor. I told everyone I know and a bunch of people I don't know that Superman is alive and coming back to town. I hid in the bushes at bus stops and whispered. I graffitied public bathrooms and shouted from rooftops. Crime is going down, because Superman is coming back. Most people asked if he had been here a first time, to which I replied. "Silly rabbit, trix are for kids." No wait... that's not right. I said, "But I don't wanna be a pirate." No... that's not it either. I said something about the color blue being the differnce between eighteen and thirty-four. Umm... hold on a second... ::flips through a few notes, walks over to roomate, asks him questions inaudibly, answers the phone, "No, I don't want another credit card. I have... oh, Hi Josh. I thought you were someone else. Bye." comes back to the computer:: so what was I saying? Oh yeah, I said, "What are you talking about? Superman isn't real.