Never make fun of a woman who can benchpress a volkswagon

So today I put my foot in my mouth... well, I didn't actually put my foot inmy mouth, it was put there for me by a musclebound austrian woman with blond curly hair and I thought she was a man. I said... well... forget what I said. (She might be reading this (if she knows how to read (I didn't type that ))) Let's just say that I said something that I shouldn't have and I'm sorry. I will never refer to a woman's armpits in that fashon ever again. I have learned my lesson.