Vacation

Well, today I embark on my five day vacation. I'm going to travel to five different contitents in one work week. Since I already live in North America, I'm going to go to Austrailia (Monday), Asia (tuesday), Europe (Wednesday), Africa (Thursday), and finally South America (Friday). Antartica doesn't seem worth it.

I know that airfare is really expensive, so I invented Beef Jerky with Teleporation properties. I hobby in genetic food production and combined it with a recent fascination of Quantum physics. My original thoguht was to use a banana, but they were turning brown too fast. Beef Jerky is always brown.

So the way it works, is that you eat a piece while thining of where you want to go. Then you get a violent case of the runs, at which time you plug your nose and think really hard about where you want to go, and when you get out of the bathroom, you're there. Well... Here we go, ::munch munch munch:: Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Syndey Austrailia Oh... errrgggrraaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooo ::slam::