Before and After

I ate a hole today. I don't know how, but before I did that I was aging at the rate of about 365.25 days every year and now I'm up to about 24 hours a day. In short, I did nothing except sit on my butt (as opposed to someone elses) and counted to Google in imaginary numbers. Once I got there, I searched for buried treasure and I found it. But I didn't keep it because the IRS was going to charge me a three hundred and sixty percent tax. I thought about it, called up my human calculator, pressed her buttons, and figured out thata hundrend million dollars just isn't worth paying three hundred and sixty million dollars for. For an Internal Revenue Service, they sure arn't helping my internal revenue.