The sky is falling again.

Well... I went outside today and I noticed the sky falling. It wasn't falling hard, but it was getting all over the place. It landed everywhere, on my car, on the roof, on my jacket. I hope someone comes and cleans it up soon. Well... I've been too busy to clean it up. All day, I have to breathe in and breathe out, breathe in and breathe out. It's a vicious cycle. I get bored of it a lot, but I can't stop. Something bad is supposed to happen if you stop. I'm too scared to try. Anyway... my eyes are tired of being open. Ahh that;s veter. Fooniogt.

I meant to write... honest.

I'm sorry, I haven't had anything here in a while. I wantd to, I really did except I got kidnapped by angry mutated Gerbals who tied me up and kept me hostage inside the Space Needle in Seattle. It was horrible, but I eventually escaped when one of them complained of a toothache. I told them that I was a dentist and he let me pull his tooth. I used the tooth to cut through the ropes and used the ropes to lasso a near-by flying helicopter which took me to safty. Then I had to walk back down to San Luis Obispo, Califorinia. It was taking to long so I decided to skip Oregon. Not that there is anything wrong with Oregon. I was just in a hurry. Anyway, so here I am back at home. I went to the picture place to get my pictures from Africa and they said that they were there so long that they threw them out. Well... luckily for me, I don't know if I would consider it that lucky, the trash man hadn't come to pick up the weeks trash yet so I took the dumpster home and it's sitting in my parking lot with a big "DO NOT EMPTY" sign on it written in Sharpe. I haven't gotten around to looking through it yet, but I think I'll hire some homeless guy to do it or maybe a freshman from the local college... which ever is more desprate.